Questions from the Corners of Space and Time: Doctor Who?

Hello creatures of the past, present, and future! This is Reporter Ryder Eclipse the Great reporting in with another pressing question: Doctor who? People have been wondering what is the Doctor's name for the past fifty year so I've decided to find out. The person I've interviewed about this matter is a great tree of few words. He's a raccoon's sidekick and works for a weirdo named Peter Quill. He is Groot! Here's the interview.


Reporter Ryder Eclipse the Great: Hello, Groot. I've brought you here today to ask you a question as old as time itself.

Groot: I am Groot.

Reporter Ryder Eclipse the Great: And I am Ryder Eclipse the Great. The question you are here to answer is: what is the Doctor's name?

Groot: I am Groot.

Reporter Ryder Eclipse the Great: I really doubt that's his name. Do you watch Doctor Who?

Groot: I am Groot.

Reporter Ryder Eclipse the Great: When I was told you don't talk much I was not expecting this.

Groot: *grows a flower on his arm, plucks it off, and gives it to Reporter Ryder Eclipse the Great.* I am Groot.

Reporter Ryder Eclipse the Great: *takes flower* Uh, thank you.

Groot: *smiles*

Reporter Ryder Eclipse the Great: Well, I guess we're done here. Good bye, Groot.

Groot: I am Groot.

Reporter Ryder Eclipse the Great: *teleports away from the Marvel universe*


Now you all know that the Doctor's name is I Am Groot. Hope you enjoyed today's question. If you have a question for Reporter Ryder Eclipse then please leave it in the comments. Have a shiny day and may the Force be with you!

Questions from the Furthest Corners of Time and Space: Why do the Red Shirts Always Die?

Hello creatures of the past, present, and future! This is your favorite alien reporter Ryder Eclipse. I am currently on Tatooine where I will ask one of the biggest questions ever asked. Why do red shirts always die in the old Star Trek tv shows and movies? The young man asked about this pressing issue is a loyal soldier of the Galactic Empire. He is the next generation of soldiers in his universe who wear the uniforms that provide the least amount of camouflage I have ever seen. He is a stormtrooper under the command of Darth Vader. Here is the interview.


Awesome Reporter Eclipse: Hello, young man. What is your name?

Stormtrooper: Are you a droid?

Awesome Reporter Eclipse: No. I'm an awesome reporter, as you can see by the title next to my name that came before these sentences.

Stormtrooper: I am a faithful soldier of the Galactic Empire.

Awesome Reporter Eclipse: I'm sure you are. Do you know why you're here?

Stormtrooper: To destroy rebel scum?

Awesome Reporter Eclipse: No. You are here to answer a question. Why do the red shirts always die in the old Star Trek series?

Stormtrooper: Because they're rebel scum?

Awesome Reporter Eclipse: They're not rebels.

Stormtrooper: Are they droids?

Awesome Reporter Eclipse: No, they are not.

Stormtrooper: Have you seen the droids I've been looking for?

Awesome Reporter Eclipse: No, I have not. So, what are your theories on why red shirts die?

Stormtrooper: I have a white shirt.

Awesome Reporter Eclipse: I'm talking about people from Star Trek.

Stormtrooper: Are they in alliance with the rebel scums?

Awesome Reporter Eclipse: They're from the future.

Stormtrooper: I must go find two droid. If you have not seen them then talking to you is useless to the Empire. *Stormtrooper raises blaster and fires it at Awesome Reporter Eclipse. The stormtrooper ends up destroying his own speeder.*

Awesome Reporter Eclipse: Good bye, Mr. Stormtrooper. *Teleports away from the Star Wars universe.*